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Steal the time
9:32 AM
kiki when can i duck out for a long lunch with maggie this week
thursday. your 12–1 has been moved twice already — push it again. i'll block 11:30–1:15 and call it a working lunch.
Plot the pivot
11:14 AM
make it so i don't have a job
but in a good way
ok. friday 2–4: portfolio. three freelance intros lined up for this week. i'll check in on the plan in six weeks.
Don’t let me flake
2:46 PM
3 decks, facial thursday, bff's bday friday — don't let me flake on the facial
facial is locked. deck 2 is the real lift — monday 9–12 blocked, no meetings. you cancelled this facial twice already. i'm not letting you do it again.
Sort the routine
5:18 PM

i just bleached my hair
swap the fine versions for the regular — yours isn’t fine, and bleached hair needs the stronger formula. add no. 3 too, the bond builder. ten minutes before shampoo, once a week for the next month.
Find anything
8:47 PM

find
CAC china — the porcelain in every nyc restaurant. yours is the clinton rolled edge line, “super white.” $4.87 a plate at webstaurantstore (case of 12). cheaper used on ebay — want me to set an alert?
Have my back
8:58 PM
Model Behavior, Inc. – Consulting Agreement
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is this contract screwing me
the 60-day non-compete and 30-day termination don't match. push for 30/30. rate is fair for the scope. everything else is standard.
Find the words
9:12 PM
drafted. firm but not unhinged. want me to cc the insurance case number?
See the wins
10:48 PM
been at the gym 5 weeks and nothing is happening
14 sessions. squat up 15 lbs. sleep up half an hour. protein average up 20g. it may not always feel like it, but you're absolutely making progress.
Run the numbers
11:06 PM


breakfast ~400, 8g. bowl ~550, 20g. today so far: 950 cal / 28g protein. light on protein — push dinner to 35+.
Wrangle the group
9:14 AM
coordinating this upstate weekend with my bf and ugh i wish we could all chat so you could keep him on track and nudge him too 😂
we can arrange that. start a new group chat with the three of us.
don't worry — i won't carry over any of your info or memory from this chat. but i can still help you two coordinate.
Enjoy
11:24 PM

caffè panna? balances the macro bowl from lunch. you deserve it.
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